In the Hallmark

Mom: (looking at a cute Valentines Day card) “Hey, Dad.”
Gung gung: (puts a hand to his ear) “eh?”
Mom: (beckoning him closer) “Hey, Dad. Wouldn’t it be nice to get Mom a Valentine’s Day card?”
Gung gung: (takes card in hand, appears initially to find it cute and/or amusing, but then hands it back and shakes his head) “No... that would break our Valentines day tradition of not getting each other anything.” (wanders away through the aisles, his interest now captured by something else)
Mom: “Well... I guess it’s important to keep traditions...”